I forgot!

Can someone just kill me? i freaking forgot my msn's password! Credits to myself. Since it's holiday and i have no other work better to do,i decided to change my password. Then when i wanted to sign in to my msn. Just now.I realised that I forgot my damn password. I tried the 'forgot your password?' and I guess it didn't helped much.
They said they will send me email about some instructions and stuff. Like,how on earth am I suppose to read the email if I don't have my password to sign in to hotmail? Lifeless.
So,i tried another option,which I have to tell them where I'm living and some shits and one secret question. Credits to myself again. I don't know what was the secret answer i chose for the secret question. I forgot actually. I'm starting to suspect myself having Alzhemeir

I was here :)

HELLO! how are you people out there doing??! it is holidaaaaaaayy! :)

Crushes

You both like basketball, listen to the same music, and eat strawberry ice cream with chocolate chips. How could anyone else have so much in common?

He has the coolest hair, and he is so funny, but every time you see him, you feel shy and embarrassed.

You don't even know her, but you feel nervous whenever you see her. Your face feels hot and your cheeks get red.

If a girl or boy is making you feel this way, you might be wondering, "What is going on?" Well, it sounds like you have a crush.

What Does It Feel Like to Have a Crush?

If you feel strange around your crush, you're not alone. That's how most people feel around their crushes. You might feel shy or giddy or maybe even shy and giddy all at once! Some people can't remember what they want to say when they see their crush. They feel speechless, or tongue-tied.

Some kids might chase their crushes around the playground, call them on the phone, or tease them to get attention. This might make a person feel uncomfortable. Have you ever felt this way? It can be hard to control how you feel, but the rules of good behavior still apply. If your crush doesn't want to talk with you or it seems like you're making the person uncomfortable, it's time to back off.

Likewise, never let anyone behave in a way that makes you feel funny or uncomfortable. It's never OK for anyone — a kid or a grown-up — to do or ask things of you that don't feel right. That's not a good crush.

If I Have a Crush, What Do I Do?

When you develop special feelings toward someone, it can change your world. You might want to talk on the phone or ask your crush to your birthday party or a school dance. As you get older and your feelings change, you might be ready for your first boyfriend or girlfriend and even your first kiss! But for now, you might just be friends with your crush, if your crush wants to be friends with you.

You might or might not want to tell other people who your crush is. It can be fun to talk with friends about it, but sometimes kids tease other kids about crushes. Getting teased is never fun, so if you know about other kids' crushes, don't give them a hard time!

Some people call first loves or first crushes "puppy love" because these feelings are new to you, you're young, and you don't have much experience with life. You're the puppy! Get it? Think about how a puppy is so excited and happy with everything new in its life — from a rubber bone to an old shoe. But when your feelings seem real and strong, it may not seem like puppy love to you.

If you need someone to talk with about a crush, a parent can be a good choice. Remember, they were kids once, too, and they know what it's like. Can you imagine who your mom or dad's first crush was? Maybe they'll tell you about it!

What Do I Do When Someone Breaks My Heart?

When you have a crush on someone and you find out that he or she likes you, too, it's a wonderful feeling. But sometimes it doesn't work out that way. It's hard to find out that the person you like doesn't feel the same way about you. You might feel sad, disappointed, and rejected. That sad feeling is called heartbreak, even though your heart isn't really breaking into pieces. If you feel heartbreak, those feelings can last for a while, but they will fade.

Another word about heartbreak: Try to be kind if you're on the other end of a crush — when someone likes you. It's a compliment when someone thinks you're special. If you don't feel the same way, try to tell him or her in a nice way.

Crushes are new and exciting, so enjoy them while they last. Someday, you'll be telling your own kids about your first crush!

Quotes

1. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walk out.
2. Best friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway.
3. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
4. Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
5. A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.
6. True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.
7. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
8. When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.
9. One who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.
10. Thick and thin, tall and small, fast and slow. Tell me who is always there for you. I am sure you know. Your best friend, of course, don’t let him or her go

Understanding your poop :)

Poop is a fairly disgusting topic to discuss. It seems that we have no problems talking about the color and consistency of baby poop, but when it comes to our own poop, the topic is forbidden. Poop is a byproduct of anything and everything we put into our body. It is also a barometer for our health. A lot about a person's health can be said about the type of poop he/she exhumes. The color of your poop can say a lot about you and your health condition.
There are various types of poop colors that can be harmless, or alarming.

Brown is the typical color that appears in the toilet when someone poops. The color is naturally produced by a variety of factors. First of all, there is a pigment called bilirubin(idk what's this suppose to mean) that is formed when the red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow break down. When the bilirubin ends up in the intestines, bacteria begins to form and eat. This is turns the poop brown. Another reason for the brown poop color is the iron found in the red blood cells. Brown poop is completely normal and should be no cause for concern.

Tarry black poop is reason for concern. Although an excess of iron in a diet can cause poop to appear black, the tarry quality is caused by something else entirely. Tarry black poop can mean there is a bleeding ulcer or bleeding in the intestines. If you see this type of poop in the toilet, contact a physician as soon as possible.

Yellow poop can have two causes. One is harmless while the other is serious. The harmless cause of yellow poop is something called Gilber's Syndrome. As stated earlier, brown poop gets it's color from the breakdown of red blood cells. Someone with Gilbert's Syndrome doesn't break down as many red blood cells when they process food. This is a harmless condition that is normally found in teenage males. The more serious cause for yellow poop is a Giardia infection. This is called by tiny parasites in the intestines that cause yellow diarrhea. This disease is extremely contagious and dangerous.

What colour is your poop? :D

What causes hiccups?

"Hic!" You've just hiccuped for what seems like the tenth time since you finished your big dinner.
Wonder where these funny noises are coming from?
The part to blame is your diaphragm (say: die-uh-fram). This is a dome-shaped muscle at the bottom of your chest, and all hiccups start here.
The diaphragm almost always works perfectly. When you inhale, it pulls down to help pull air into the lungs.
When you exhale, it pushes up to help push air out of the lungs. But sometimes the diaphragm becomes irritated. When this happens, it pulls down in a jerky way, which makes you suck air into your throat suddenly.
When the air rushing in hits your voice box, you're left with a big hiccup.
Some things that irritate the diaphragm are eating too quickly or too much, an irritation in the stomach or the throat, or feeling nervous or excited.
Almost all cases of the hiccups last only a few minutes.
Some cases of the hiccups can last for days or weeks, but this is very unusual, and it's usually a sign of another medical problem.
You've probably heard lots of suggestions for how to get rid of hiccups, and maybe you've even tried a few.
Holding your breath and counting to 10 is one way some people can get rid of their hiccups. Other people say that drinking from the "wrong" side of a glass of water is the way to become hiccup-free.
Putting sugar under your tongue might work, too. And maybe the most famous treatment - having someone jump out and scare you when you're not expecting it.

Bukit Merah

As promised,here all the Bukit Merah's pictures...

all of them shouted like hell.thanks to serene and kim

aiyayaii...shy pulak

we lost our virginitythat night

opps,i didnt say that,you didnt read this


the two hyperactives among the hyperactives

you don't wanna know what was happening then
damn blardy fake she's a terrible actress.going to kena edi summore laugh =.=
we won the oscar prize for this
Miss Tan Kei Lih

Sam Poh Tong in the Red Hill
rushing to buy drinks

the TANs camwhoring in bus

These are the turtles who did not want to eat my kangkung
POSERRR

stairway to hell heaven

Jap Cultural Day in skewl

alrighty, today's the japanese cultural day in skewl and it was like . . oh my gawd, it was so terribly tiring . and of course . some of us wouldn't know that cuz SOME OF US weren't there ! ohkay, i'll just let the person find out for herself when she actually signs in to update the blog ;D


as how uhm, BM teachers say 'siapa yang makan cili dialah yang terasa pedas' . hahahs . at least, that's how i think the saying goes . . (wonders) Putting that aside, if only SOME OF US were there it would've been much muucchhh better though . And and, please don't take this in the wrong way(to the 'some of us' who weren't present), i meant it jokingly . missed you cuz you weren't there on Saturday (;

and err . . i kinda like, left early . guess i didn't have much of a role there . and i actually forgot to help my friend at the japanese quizzes or smth . oh well, guess i'll just wait patiently till Monday, when she actually comes and slaughter me alive . and oh, that reminds me, please don't let the 'killer' know that i said this . my so-called 'death' wish would be to 'die' in a . . peaceful way . okay, im talking nonsense now . well, aight . tata (;

P.S. will try to blog more often (smiles innocently)

Let's not stress, shall we ? (:

ohkay . we haven't updated out blog lately aaand . . well, one of my friends says she was stressed when she saw this profile . i asked her why . and you know what she said ? "Every time i view your blog, it has the "STRESS" title there . its starting to make me stress" . uhm, i think i got the points right but the words . . aren't EXACTLY what she said . but hey, i tried ! anywayyys, she meant it jokingly of course (:

aight . lets see . what's one of the cures to stress ? LAUGHTER ! Alright !! Let's see . What do i have . . ohh, right . there is this one . but it's a bit . . well, you'll find out !


Bed time

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''

''No. You had your chance.''

A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''

''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?''

My words :
ohkay, that boy sure needs a spanking . (spanking sounds heard) ouch, now that must've hurt . and lil boys and girls out there reading(from the ages of 3-15), please do not do that unless you want a spanking . ALRIGHT ! Now that that's over, uhmm, how about we move on, shall we guys ?



You can take it with you

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,

"Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

What i think of it :
Well, that guy sure must be disappointed (awww) . Bummer, huh ? Hey, at least someone benefited from it ;D and still, she did give her hubby the munney . just in a different way . hahahs .

That's all for now pals . I hoped you enjoyed it . See you on the next post ;D

Curtains closed
The End

S-T-R-E-S-S

Panda eyes are commonplace,
A drugged stupor is on my face.
My restful nights are brief,
And the day causes me grief.
I don't have time for myself,
Because of the homework on my shelf.
It grows piles by everyday.
So much to settle,so much to do.
At times I wonder about suitability of a zoo,
Or a simple serenity of the loo.
What is it that causes such a mess,
It's a bloody thing called stress!

A Thing Called Love

They said it brings pure happiness
And bliss into our heart
That his one looks
Just a glance your way
Will set your heart content
And when he smiles into your eyes
All your troubles fade away
No wish in left to be fulfilled
And your world is perfect once more.

But they have not told all...

Sometimes it also brings you pain
Instead of being filled with joy
Your heart is flooded with despair
Try as you might ignore it
You can't help but admit
That it will never be yours
That all yours fantasies are in vain
Reality cuts so deeply
And this time no illusion
Can shield you from the ache
That's bound to pierce your heart

But when the veil is lifted
And there is nothing left to see
Just the fragile,glass cut dreams you had
Lying,shattered,on the ground
Go pick the fragments one by one
And piece by piece begins
Building up your hopes again.

Jokes For Laughs

Scene 1
Pn Maizon: Did I tell you about Mrs.Chee? She recently had triplets and then a month later,she had twins.
Pn Azlina: I don't believe it! How did this happen?
Pn Maizon: Well,somebody stole one of her triplets.

Scene 2
Mustafa: My father stirs his tea with his right hand.
Lee: Mine uses his left hand. What about your father,Nathan?
Nathan: My father uses a spoon.

Scene 3
Young student: I've got a terrible stomachache.
Form teacher: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty,so it hurts.
Young student: Now i know why my math's teacher always has headache. His head must be empty too.

Scene 4
Teacher: Eat up your roast beef,it's full of iron.
Mary: No wonder it's so tough.

Scene 5
Teacher: Billy. Didn't you hear me call you?
Billy: Yes,Miss,but you told us yesterday not to answer back.

Scene 6
Ali: Is it true that your dad is a miracle worker?
Ahmad: Yes, It's a miracle when he works.

Scene 7
Teacher: Mason,what is the outer part of a tree called?
Mason: Don't know,sir.
Teacher: Bark,boy,bark!
Mason: Woof-woof!

Scene 8
The night school teacher asked one of his pupils when he had last sat an exam.
"1945," said the lad
"Good Lord! That's more than 40 years ago."
"No,Sir! An hour and half,it's quarter past nine now."

Scene 9
What's the difference between an iced lolly and the school bully?
You lick one,the other licks you.

Scene 10
May: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: No,of course not.
May: Good,because I didn't do my homework.

I hope you enjoyed them. God bless :)

stories in bukit merah

Saturday,24th may..we went to bukit merah aka red hill :) there were 40 something of us,and we went there by bus. one damn bus sekolah..nono i didnt mean to say that,i'm glad that we dont have to walk there :) but whyyy did we go buy bus sekolah? okay,nvm forget about it.

the very first place when we was kellie's castle,which they say it is haunted

and the castle is like sooo high. so we went all the way up and from up i looked down. i tell you,it is sooo scary,there is one teh tarik river when you look down.so it is like as if you're dropping into the river and get free teh tarik. because i dont want to drink teh tarik so i didnt fall,if not i sure jump down and commit suicide.and my soul will lay there and haunt all of you the next time you all visit the castle

after that we went for our lunch and ate chicken rice.thanks to serene.and i got to know something,kim eats slow! sorry kim :)

sam poh tong was our second destination,before we went it,we bought kangkung to fed the turtles in there.damn the turtles man. i was so generous to feed them,but they didnt eat a single leaf of my kangkung! damn you turtles! if i know this will happen,i will bring the kangkung home and cook it,eat it,digest it,shit it out! it is way better than feeding them! ishhhhhhhh!

then,we headed to night safari..a cow greeted us. moooooooo~~

there were lotsa animals there. i saw something too,hahaha. i saw lions having copulation (scientific term) LOL

ntg much to say about night safari..all i can say is animals everywhere! i mean,what else you can in night safari other than animals?

finally,after visiting here and there,we went to our hotel. a better word for motel :)

guess what time i slept? 6am! SIX IN THE MORNING! when we actually prepared to sleep at 12 something,i think.

and then woke up at 7 something. had breakfast,checked out and headed to Bukit Merah,Lakehouse,Waterpark.

it was the best part of all!we slided,screamed,falled,swimed like nobody's business! :D

I LURVE WATERPARK!

there is more to go,but i'm so lazy to write it anymore.so sorry,ppl. maybe i'll continue the next time :)

KELLIE'S CASTLE

more pictures to come :) give keilih some time.have a nice day

Is yawning contagious?

Next time you’re around a bunch of people, let out a really big yawn and watch to see how many people yawn in response! This phenomenon has always intrigued me so I decided to do a little research on the subject.
Is yawning contagious?
Here’s what I found…
Most people will yawn when reading this article!
Not only is yawning contagious when witnessed, but even reading or thinking about it will most likely make us yawn. Statistics show that 50% of people will yawn when reading about it, or when seeing someone else’s yawn.Yawning also seems to be an involuntary action. Researches have deemed yawning involuntary due to the fact that babies as young as 11 weeks old, are already yawning in the womb!

The dictionary tells us that yawning is caused by being fatigued, drowsy, or bored; however, scientists are discovering there is much more to yawning than originally believed. Currently there are three theories dealing with why we yawn. They are as follows:
The Boredom Theory - The dictionary tells us we yawn due to fatigue, drowsiness, or boredom. However, why do Olympic athletes typically yawn right before competitions?

The Evolution Theory - Ummm…yeah. Just about as believable as “The Big Bang Theory”, some believe that yawning was originally used by “our ancestors” to show their teeth and intimidate others. =.='

The Physiological Theory - This stands to be the most believable theory to me, stating that yawning is induced by our bodies to get more oxygen in, and get more carbon dioxide out. However, why don’t we yawn while exercising? Research has also shown that giving people oxygen does not reduce the frequency of their yawns.

Basically after all my research I’m still at a loss for why yawning seems to be contagious; and don’t forget that animals yawn too!

see,animals do yawn :)

PICTURE !!

Friendship Quotes

1. If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

2. A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out.

3. There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

4. Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.

5. A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one.

6. A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself.

7. A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.

8. Hold a true friend with both your hands.

9. Yes, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of.

10.Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me - Tan Rong Miin to everyone out there.

Bubbly- Colbie Caillat

I've been awake for a while now
You make me feel like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place

It starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

The rain is falling on my window pane
But we are hiding in a safer place
Under covers staying safe and warm
You give me feelings that I adore

It starts in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

What am I going to say
When you make me feel this way
I just mmmmm

And it starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
'Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth

And it stats in my soulAnd I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feeling shows'cause you make me smile baby
Just take your time now
Holdin' me tight

Wherever wherever wherever you go
Wherever wherever wherever you go

Wherever you goI always know
'Cause you make me smile
Even just for a while

Lets have a laugh :D

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room, and he found himself completely naked in the halls of the world's most powerful military organization HQ. But, luckily, no one was around to see him.

So, he ran as fast as he could to the elevator. When it arrived, it was empty. He breathed a sigh of relief and got in. When the doors opened on his floor, there was no one waiting outside. "This must be my lucky day," he said to himself. He was now only a few yards from his office.

Suddenly, he heard footsteps coming from around the corner. He heard the General''s voice. There was no way he'd make it to his door in time, so he ducked into the closest office available, and found himself in the laboratory for Research & Development. The Head Scientist looked up from one of her experiments with puzzled interest.

The soldier thought quickly, stood up straight and saluted.

"I am here to report the partial success of the Personal Invisibility Device," he said.

"I see," the Head Scientist said. "But the Shrink Ray seems to be working perfectly."

So ? How's the joke ? Okay ? This'll be my first post . Hope you guys out there enjoyed it ! :D And hey, its just a joke kay . Enjoy !
Oh, by the way, if ya cant seem to get the joke, its aight . It just means that you still do not master the art of the English Language yet ;p
And please, oh please, do NOT read this with your parents around aye ? Ya dont wanna get yer head slashed off your shoulder fer reading a joke ;p

This is just a joke to get your mind of things . And FYI, the person who wrote this is not dirty-minded aight :X Just trying to get some stress of some people's shoulders ;p Have fun all ! ^_^

what is a fart and why does it smell?

Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?

Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.

A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.

The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!

Did you know?
· On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
· Females fart just as much as males.
· Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
· People fart the most in their sleep.
· Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.

2008

2007 left and 2008 arrived,so HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

As the flower of the sky blossom to a new year,it light up the dark sky beautifully and like our friendship,sometimes it may be short lived but you light up my days and the memories of us will be with me till end of time. Thank you for everything,for making '07 a great one for me. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dedicated to all my friends! :)