Jokes For Laughs

Scene 1
Pn Maizon: Did I tell you about Mrs.Chee? She recently had triplets and then a month later,she had twins.
Pn Azlina: I don't believe it! How did this happen?
Pn Maizon: Well,somebody stole one of her triplets.

Scene 2
Mustafa: My father stirs his tea with his right hand.
Lee: Mine uses his left hand. What about your father,Nathan?
Nathan: My father uses a spoon.

Scene 3
Young student: I've got a terrible stomachache.
Form teacher: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty,so it hurts.
Young student: Now i know why my math's teacher always has headache. His head must be empty too.

Scene 4
Teacher: Eat up your roast beef,it's full of iron.
Mary: No wonder it's so tough.

Scene 5
Teacher: Billy. Didn't you hear me call you?
Billy: Yes,Miss,but you told us yesterday not to answer back.

Scene 6
Ali: Is it true that your dad is a miracle worker?
Ahmad: Yes, It's a miracle when he works.

Scene 7
Teacher: Mason,what is the outer part of a tree called?
Mason: Don't know,sir.
Teacher: Bark,boy,bark!
Mason: Woof-woof!

Scene 8
The night school teacher asked one of his pupils when he had last sat an exam.
"1945," said the lad
"Good Lord! That's more than 40 years ago."
"No,Sir! An hour and half,it's quarter past nine now."

Scene 9
What's the difference between an iced lolly and the school bully?
You lick one,the other licks you.

Scene 10
May: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: No,of course not.
May: Good,because I didn't do my homework.

I hope you enjoyed them. God bless :)