Let's not stress, shall we ? (:

ohkay . we haven't updated out blog lately aaand . . well, one of my friends says she was stressed when she saw this profile . i asked her why . and you know what she said ? "Every time i view your blog, it has the "STRESS" title there . its starting to make me stress" . uhm, i think i got the points right but the words . . aren't EXACTLY what she said . but hey, i tried ! anywayyys, she meant it jokingly of course (:

aight . lets see . what's one of the cures to stress ? LAUGHTER ! Alright !! Let's see . What do i have . . ohh, right . there is this one . but it's a bit . . well, you'll find out !


Bed time

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''

''No. You had your chance.''

A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''

''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?''

My words :
ohkay, that boy sure needs a spanking . (spanking sounds heard) ouch, now that must've hurt . and lil boys and girls out there reading(from the ages of 3-15), please do not do that unless you want a spanking . ALRIGHT ! Now that that's over, uhmm, how about we move on, shall we guys ?



You can take it with you

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,

"Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

What i think of it :
Well, that guy sure must be disappointed (awww) . Bummer, huh ? Hey, at least someone benefited from it ;D and still, she did give her hubby the munney . just in a different way . hahahs .

That's all for now pals . I hoped you enjoyed it . See you on the next post ;D

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