Bubbly- Colbie Caillat

I've been awake for a while now
You make me feel like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place

It starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

The rain is falling on my window pane
But we are hiding in a safer place
Under covers staying safe and warm
You give me feelings that I adore

It starts in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

What am I going to say
When you make me feel this way
I just mmmmm

And it starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
'Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth

And it stats in my soulAnd I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feeling shows'cause you make me smile baby
Just take your time now
Holdin' me tight

Wherever wherever wherever you go
Wherever wherever wherever you go

Wherever you goI always know
'Cause you make me smile
Even just for a while

Lets have a laugh :D

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room, and he found himself completely naked in the halls of the world's most powerful military organization HQ. But, luckily, no one was around to see him.

So, he ran as fast as he could to the elevator. When it arrived, it was empty. He breathed a sigh of relief and got in. When the doors opened on his floor, there was no one waiting outside. "This must be my lucky day," he said to himself. He was now only a few yards from his office.

Suddenly, he heard footsteps coming from around the corner. He heard the General''s voice. There was no way he'd make it to his door in time, so he ducked into the closest office available, and found himself in the laboratory for Research & Development. The Head Scientist looked up from one of her experiments with puzzled interest.

The soldier thought quickly, stood up straight and saluted.

"I am here to report the partial success of the Personal Invisibility Device," he said.

"I see," the Head Scientist said. "But the Shrink Ray seems to be working perfectly."

So ? How's the joke ? Okay ? This'll be my first post . Hope you guys out there enjoyed it ! :D And hey, its just a joke kay . Enjoy !
Oh, by the way, if ya cant seem to get the joke, its aight . It just means that you still do not master the art of the English Language yet ;p
And please, oh please, do NOT read this with your parents around aye ? Ya dont wanna get yer head slashed off your shoulder fer reading a joke ;p

This is just a joke to get your mind of things . And FYI, the person who wrote this is not dirty-minded aight :X Just trying to get some stress of some people's shoulders ;p Have fun all ! ^_^

what is a fart and why does it smell?

Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?

Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.

A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.

The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!

Did you know?
· On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
· Females fart just as much as males.
· Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
· People fart the most in their sleep.
· Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.

2008

2007 left and 2008 arrived,so HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

As the flower of the sky blossom to a new year,it light up the dark sky beautifully and like our friendship,sometimes it may be short lived but you light up my days and the memories of us will be with me till end of time. Thank you for everything,for making '07 a great one for me. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dedicated to all my friends! :)

sick

just because they are not that interested in doing stuff that they are suppose to do at their age. they are called rotten apples. how sick is that?
they do have their own good qualities. why wanna look at their bad sides when they have bright sides. they do have rights to choose what they wanna do. is their life,their future. they still can afford to have a good future even if they have the bad sides,they can rely on the qualities they have. is not like the world is going to end if they have bad behaviour. they can change to a better person.if that is the only thing that can make you think that they arent rotten apples.
they can always change into a better person.but not by caning,scolding them. you think that by caning,scolding them will change them,because they'll feel the pain and realise that they are wrong and will not repeat the same thing again. let me just tell you that,you're so wrong. there is always a solution. if you wanna teach them a lesson,you can always send them to counselling,spend more time with them,give them advice etc etc. they too are human. you tell me,which human on earth likes to be treated badly,like as if they are abused or something.
when they feel like as if they're been abused. they will think that no one loves them anymore,no one cares for them anymore. what will they do? they would probably get involve with the gangsters,druggies,shoplifters more and more. and are you happy with that?
when they got influenced by all the bad stuff. who to blame?
and that is the time you start to realise that,all this happened because of you yourself for being to harsh on them. you'll start apologising and everything. and start to love and care for them again.you start to realise that they arent that rotten like you think they are. they do have good qualities that can make you be proud of them. can i just say that it is already too late? they are so far away from you. far far away.
everything they do are always trash to you. no matter how much they put their efforts on something.you'll end up scolding and yelling at them. how unfair? is not like they make you frustrated all the time. they did do something to make you happy.but that is just a waste of their time. you didnt appreciate what they did for you.
they wanted your attention so badly untill they're willing to do a crime! but what did they get? scoldings and caning again!