Understanding your poop :)

Poop is a fairly disgusting topic to discuss. It seems that we have no problems talking about the color and consistency of baby poop, but when it comes to our own poop, the topic is forbidden. Poop is a byproduct of anything and everything we put into our body. It is also a barometer for our health. A lot about a person's health can be said about the type of poop he/she exhumes. The color of your poop can say a lot about you and your health condition.
There are various types of poop colors that can be harmless, or alarming.

Brown is the typical color that appears in the toilet when someone poops. The color is naturally produced by a variety of factors. First of all, there is a pigment called bilirubin(idk what's this suppose to mean) that is formed when the red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow break down. When the bilirubin ends up in the intestines, bacteria begins to form and eat. This is turns the poop brown. Another reason for the brown poop color is the iron found in the red blood cells. Brown poop is completely normal and should be no cause for concern.

Tarry black poop is reason for concern. Although an excess of iron in a diet can cause poop to appear black, the tarry quality is caused by something else entirely. Tarry black poop can mean there is a bleeding ulcer or bleeding in the intestines. If you see this type of poop in the toilet, contact a physician as soon as possible.

Yellow poop can have two causes. One is harmless while the other is serious. The harmless cause of yellow poop is something called Gilber's Syndrome. As stated earlier, brown poop gets it's color from the breakdown of red blood cells. Someone with Gilbert's Syndrome doesn't break down as many red blood cells when they process food. This is a harmless condition that is normally found in teenage males. The more serious cause for yellow poop is a Giardia infection. This is called by tiny parasites in the intestines that cause yellow diarrhea. This disease is extremely contagious and dangerous.

What colour is your poop? :D

What causes hiccups?

"Hic!" You've just hiccuped for what seems like the tenth time since you finished your big dinner.
Wonder where these funny noises are coming from?
The part to blame is your diaphragm (say: die-uh-fram). This is a dome-shaped muscle at the bottom of your chest, and all hiccups start here.
The diaphragm almost always works perfectly. When you inhale, it pulls down to help pull air into the lungs.
When you exhale, it pushes up to help push air out of the lungs. But sometimes the diaphragm becomes irritated. When this happens, it pulls down in a jerky way, which makes you suck air into your throat suddenly.
When the air rushing in hits your voice box, you're left with a big hiccup.
Some things that irritate the diaphragm are eating too quickly or too much, an irritation in the stomach or the throat, or feeling nervous or excited.
Almost all cases of the hiccups last only a few minutes.
Some cases of the hiccups can last for days or weeks, but this is very unusual, and it's usually a sign of another medical problem.
You've probably heard lots of suggestions for how to get rid of hiccups, and maybe you've even tried a few.
Holding your breath and counting to 10 is one way some people can get rid of their hiccups. Other people say that drinking from the "wrong" side of a glass of water is the way to become hiccup-free.
Putting sugar under your tongue might work, too. And maybe the most famous treatment - having someone jump out and scare you when you're not expecting it.

Bukit Merah

As promised,here all the Bukit Merah's pictures...

all of them shouted like hell.thanks to serene and kim

aiyayaii...shy pulak

we lost our virginitythat night

opps,i didnt say that,you didnt read this


the two hyperactives among the hyperactives

you don't wanna know what was happening then
damn blardy fake she's a terrible actress.going to kena edi summore laugh =.=
we won the oscar prize for this
Miss Tan Kei Lih

Sam Poh Tong in the Red Hill
rushing to buy drinks

the TANs camwhoring in bus

These are the turtles who did not want to eat my kangkung
POSERRR

stairway to hell heaven

Jap Cultural Day in skewl

alrighty, today's the japanese cultural day in skewl and it was like . . oh my gawd, it was so terribly tiring . and of course . some of us wouldn't know that cuz SOME OF US weren't there ! ohkay, i'll just let the person find out for herself when she actually signs in to update the blog ;D


as how uhm, BM teachers say 'siapa yang makan cili dialah yang terasa pedas' . hahahs . at least, that's how i think the saying goes . . (wonders) Putting that aside, if only SOME OF US were there it would've been much muucchhh better though . And and, please don't take this in the wrong way(to the 'some of us' who weren't present), i meant it jokingly . missed you cuz you weren't there on Saturday (;

and err . . i kinda like, left early . guess i didn't have much of a role there . and i actually forgot to help my friend at the japanese quizzes or smth . oh well, guess i'll just wait patiently till Monday, when she actually comes and slaughter me alive . and oh, that reminds me, please don't let the 'killer' know that i said this . my so-called 'death' wish would be to 'die' in a . . peaceful way . okay, im talking nonsense now . well, aight . tata (;

P.S. will try to blog more often (smiles innocently)

Let's not stress, shall we ? (:

ohkay . we haven't updated out blog lately aaand . . well, one of my friends says she was stressed when she saw this profile . i asked her why . and you know what she said ? "Every time i view your blog, it has the "STRESS" title there . its starting to make me stress" . uhm, i think i got the points right but the words . . aren't EXACTLY what she said . but hey, i tried ! anywayyys, she meant it jokingly of course (:

aight . lets see . what's one of the cures to stress ? LAUGHTER ! Alright !! Let's see . What do i have . . ohh, right . there is this one . but it's a bit . . well, you'll find out !


Bed time

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''

''No. You had your chance.''

A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''

''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?''

My words :
ohkay, that boy sure needs a spanking . (spanking sounds heard) ouch, now that must've hurt . and lil boys and girls out there reading(from the ages of 3-15), please do not do that unless you want a spanking . ALRIGHT ! Now that that's over, uhmm, how about we move on, shall we guys ?



You can take it with you

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,

"Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

What i think of it :
Well, that guy sure must be disappointed (awww) . Bummer, huh ? Hey, at least someone benefited from it ;D and still, she did give her hubby the munney . just in a different way . hahahs .

That's all for now pals . I hoped you enjoyed it . See you on the next post ;D

Curtains closed
The End