Jap Cultural Day in skewl

alrighty, today's the japanese cultural day in skewl and it was like . . oh my gawd, it was so terribly tiring . and of course . some of us wouldn't know that cuz SOME OF US weren't there ! ohkay, i'll just let the person find out for herself when she actually signs in to update the blog ;D


as how uhm, BM teachers say 'siapa yang makan cili dialah yang terasa pedas' . hahahs . at least, that's how i think the saying goes . . (wonders) Putting that aside, if only SOME OF US were there it would've been much muucchhh better though . And and, please don't take this in the wrong way(to the 'some of us' who weren't present), i meant it jokingly . missed you cuz you weren't there on Saturday (;

and err . . i kinda like, left early . guess i didn't have much of a role there . and i actually forgot to help my friend at the japanese quizzes or smth . oh well, guess i'll just wait patiently till Monday, when she actually comes and slaughter me alive . and oh, that reminds me, please don't let the 'killer' know that i said this . my so-called 'death' wish would be to 'die' in a . . peaceful way . okay, im talking nonsense now . well, aight . tata (;

P.S. will try to blog more often (smiles innocently)

Let's not stress, shall we ? (:

ohkay . we haven't updated out blog lately aaand . . well, one of my friends says she was stressed when she saw this profile . i asked her why . and you know what she said ? "Every time i view your blog, it has the "STRESS" title there . its starting to make me stress" . uhm, i think i got the points right but the words . . aren't EXACTLY what she said . but hey, i tried ! anywayyys, she meant it jokingly of course (:

aight . lets see . what's one of the cures to stress ? LAUGHTER ! Alright !! Let's see . What do i have . . ohh, right . there is this one . but it's a bit . . well, you'll find out !


Bed time

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''

''No. You had your chance.''

A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''

''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?''

My words :
ohkay, that boy sure needs a spanking . (spanking sounds heard) ouch, now that must've hurt . and lil boys and girls out there reading(from the ages of 3-15), please do not do that unless you want a spanking . ALRIGHT ! Now that that's over, uhmm, how about we move on, shall we guys ?



You can take it with you

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,

"Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

What i think of it :
Well, that guy sure must be disappointed (awww) . Bummer, huh ? Hey, at least someone benefited from it ;D and still, she did give her hubby the munney . just in a different way . hahahs .

That's all for now pals . I hoped you enjoyed it . See you on the next post ;D

Curtains closed
The End

S-T-R-E-S-S

Panda eyes are commonplace,
A drugged stupor is on my face.
My restful nights are brief,
And the day causes me grief.
I don't have time for myself,
Because of the homework on my shelf.
It grows piles by everyday.
So much to settle,so much to do.
At times I wonder about suitability of a zoo,
Or a simple serenity of the loo.
What is it that causes such a mess,
It's a bloody thing called stress!

A Thing Called Love

They said it brings pure happiness
And bliss into our heart
That his one looks
Just a glance your way
Will set your heart content
And when he smiles into your eyes
All your troubles fade away
No wish in left to be fulfilled
And your world is perfect once more.

But they have not told all...

Sometimes it also brings you pain
Instead of being filled with joy
Your heart is flooded with despair
Try as you might ignore it
You can't help but admit
That it will never be yours
That all yours fantasies are in vain
Reality cuts so deeply
And this time no illusion
Can shield you from the ache
That's bound to pierce your heart

But when the veil is lifted
And there is nothing left to see
Just the fragile,glass cut dreams you had
Lying,shattered,on the ground
Go pick the fragments one by one
And piece by piece begins
Building up your hopes again.

Jokes For Laughs

Scene 1
Pn Maizon: Did I tell you about Mrs.Chee? She recently had triplets and then a month later,she had twins.
Pn Azlina: I don't believe it! How did this happen?
Pn Maizon: Well,somebody stole one of her triplets.

Scene 2
Mustafa: My father stirs his tea with his right hand.
Lee: Mine uses his left hand. What about your father,Nathan?
Nathan: My father uses a spoon.

Scene 3
Young student: I've got a terrible stomachache.
Form teacher: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty,so it hurts.
Young student: Now i know why my math's teacher always has headache. His head must be empty too.

Scene 4
Teacher: Eat up your roast beef,it's full of iron.
Mary: No wonder it's so tough.

Scene 5
Teacher: Billy. Didn't you hear me call you?
Billy: Yes,Miss,but you told us yesterday not to answer back.

Scene 6
Ali: Is it true that your dad is a miracle worker?
Ahmad: Yes, It's a miracle when he works.

Scene 7
Teacher: Mason,what is the outer part of a tree called?
Mason: Don't know,sir.
Teacher: Bark,boy,bark!
Mason: Woof-woof!

Scene 8
The night school teacher asked one of his pupils when he had last sat an exam.
"1945," said the lad
"Good Lord! That's more than 40 years ago."
"No,Sir! An hour and half,it's quarter past nine now."

Scene 9
What's the difference between an iced lolly and the school bully?
You lick one,the other licks you.

Scene 10
May: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: No,of course not.
May: Good,because I didn't do my homework.

I hope you enjoyed them. God bless :)