A Thing Called Love

They said it brings pure happiness
And bliss into our heart
That his one looks
Just a glance your way
Will set your heart content
And when he smiles into your eyes
All your troubles fade away
No wish in left to be fulfilled
And your world is perfect once more.

But they have not told all...

Sometimes it also brings you pain
Instead of being filled with joy
Your heart is flooded with despair
Try as you might ignore it
You can't help but admit
That it will never be yours
That all yours fantasies are in vain
Reality cuts so deeply
And this time no illusion
Can shield you from the ache
That's bound to pierce your heart

But when the veil is lifted
And there is nothing left to see
Just the fragile,glass cut dreams you had
Lying,shattered,on the ground
Go pick the fragments one by one
And piece by piece begins
Building up your hopes again.

Jokes For Laughs

Scene 1
Pn Maizon: Did I tell you about Mrs.Chee? She recently had triplets and then a month later,she had twins.
Pn Azlina: I don't believe it! How did this happen?
Pn Maizon: Well,somebody stole one of her triplets.

Scene 2
Mustafa: My father stirs his tea with his right hand.
Lee: Mine uses his left hand. What about your father,Nathan?
Nathan: My father uses a spoon.

Scene 3
Young student: I've got a terrible stomachache.
Form teacher: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty,so it hurts.
Young student: Now i know why my math's teacher always has headache. His head must be empty too.

Scene 4
Teacher: Eat up your roast beef,it's full of iron.
Mary: No wonder it's so tough.

Scene 5
Teacher: Billy. Didn't you hear me call you?
Billy: Yes,Miss,but you told us yesterday not to answer back.

Scene 6
Ali: Is it true that your dad is a miracle worker?
Ahmad: Yes, It's a miracle when he works.

Scene 7
Teacher: Mason,what is the outer part of a tree called?
Mason: Don't know,sir.
Teacher: Bark,boy,bark!
Mason: Woof-woof!

Scene 8
The night school teacher asked one of his pupils when he had last sat an exam.
"1945," said the lad
"Good Lord! That's more than 40 years ago."
"No,Sir! An hour and half,it's quarter past nine now."

Scene 9
What's the difference between an iced lolly and the school bully?
You lick one,the other licks you.

Scene 10
May: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: No,of course not.
May: Good,because I didn't do my homework.

I hope you enjoyed them. God bless :)

stories in bukit merah

Saturday,24th may..we went to bukit merah aka red hill :) there were 40 something of us,and we went there by bus. one damn bus sekolah..nono i didnt mean to say that,i'm glad that we dont have to walk there :) but whyyy did we go buy bus sekolah? okay,nvm forget about it.

the very first place when we was kellie's castle,which they say it is haunted

and the castle is like sooo high. so we went all the way up and from up i looked down. i tell you,it is sooo scary,there is one teh tarik river when you look down.so it is like as if you're dropping into the river and get free teh tarik. because i dont want to drink teh tarik so i didnt fall,if not i sure jump down and commit suicide.and my soul will lay there and haunt all of you the next time you all visit the castle

after that we went for our lunch and ate chicken rice.thanks to serene.and i got to know something,kim eats slow! sorry kim :)

sam poh tong was our second destination,before we went it,we bought kangkung to fed the turtles in there.damn the turtles man. i was so generous to feed them,but they didnt eat a single leaf of my kangkung! damn you turtles! if i know this will happen,i will bring the kangkung home and cook it,eat it,digest it,shit it out! it is way better than feeding them! ishhhhhhhh!

then,we headed to night safari..a cow greeted us. moooooooo~~

there were lotsa animals there. i saw something too,hahaha. i saw lions having copulation (scientific term) LOL

ntg much to say about night safari..all i can say is animals everywhere! i mean,what else you can in night safari other than animals?

finally,after visiting here and there,we went to our hotel. a better word for motel :)

guess what time i slept? 6am! SIX IN THE MORNING! when we actually prepared to sleep at 12 something,i think.

and then woke up at 7 something. had breakfast,checked out and headed to Bukit Merah,Lakehouse,Waterpark.

it was the best part of all!we slided,screamed,falled,swimed like nobody's business! :D

I LURVE WATERPARK!

there is more to go,but i'm so lazy to write it anymore.so sorry,ppl. maybe i'll continue the next time :)

KELLIE'S CASTLE

more pictures to come :) give keilih some time.have a nice day

Is yawning contagious?

Next time you’re around a bunch of people, let out a really big yawn and watch to see how many people yawn in response! This phenomenon has always intrigued me so I decided to do a little research on the subject.
Is yawning contagious?
Here’s what I found…
Most people will yawn when reading this article!
Not only is yawning contagious when witnessed, but even reading or thinking about it will most likely make us yawn. Statistics show that 50% of people will yawn when reading about it, or when seeing someone else’s yawn.Yawning also seems to be an involuntary action. Researches have deemed yawning involuntary due to the fact that babies as young as 11 weeks old, are already yawning in the womb!

The dictionary tells us that yawning is caused by being fatigued, drowsy, or bored; however, scientists are discovering there is much more to yawning than originally believed. Currently there are three theories dealing with why we yawn. They are as follows:
The Boredom Theory - The dictionary tells us we yawn due to fatigue, drowsiness, or boredom. However, why do Olympic athletes typically yawn right before competitions?

The Evolution Theory - Ummm…yeah. Just about as believable as “The Big Bang Theory”, some believe that yawning was originally used by “our ancestors” to show their teeth and intimidate others. =.='

The Physiological Theory - This stands to be the most believable theory to me, stating that yawning is induced by our bodies to get more oxygen in, and get more carbon dioxide out. However, why don’t we yawn while exercising? Research has also shown that giving people oxygen does not reduce the frequency of their yawns.

Basically after all my research I’m still at a loss for why yawning seems to be contagious; and don’t forget that animals yawn too!

see,animals do yawn :)

PICTURE !!