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Friendship Quotes

1. If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

2. A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out.

3. There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

4. Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.

5. A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one.

6. A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself.

7. A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.

8. Hold a true friend with both your hands.

9. Yes, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of.

10.Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me - Tan Rong Miin to everyone out there.

Bubbly- Colbie Caillat

I've been awake for a while now
You make me feel like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place

It starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

The rain is falling on my window pane
But we are hiding in a safer place
Under covers staying safe and warm
You give me feelings that I adore

It starts in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

What am I going to say
When you make me feel this way
I just mmmmm

And it starts in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goesI always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
'Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth

And it stats in my soulAnd I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feeling shows'cause you make me smile baby
Just take your time now
Holdin' me tight

Wherever wherever wherever you go
Wherever wherever wherever you go

Wherever you goI always know
'Cause you make me smile
Even just for a while

Lets have a laugh :D

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room, and he found himself completely naked in the halls of the world's most powerful military organization HQ. But, luckily, no one was around to see him.

So, he ran as fast as he could to the elevator. When it arrived, it was empty. He breathed a sigh of relief and got in. When the doors opened on his floor, there was no one waiting outside. "This must be my lucky day," he said to himself. He was now only a few yards from his office.

Suddenly, he heard footsteps coming from around the corner. He heard the General''s voice. There was no way he'd make it to his door in time, so he ducked into the closest office available, and found himself in the laboratory for Research & Development. The Head Scientist looked up from one of her experiments with puzzled interest.

The soldier thought quickly, stood up straight and saluted.

"I am here to report the partial success of the Personal Invisibility Device," he said.

"I see," the Head Scientist said. "But the Shrink Ray seems to be working perfectly."

So ? How's the joke ? Okay ? This'll be my first post . Hope you guys out there enjoyed it ! :D And hey, its just a joke kay . Enjoy !
Oh, by the way, if ya cant seem to get the joke, its aight . It just means that you still do not master the art of the English Language yet ;p
And please, oh please, do NOT read this with your parents around aye ? Ya dont wanna get yer head slashed off your shoulder fer reading a joke ;p

This is just a joke to get your mind of things . And FYI, the person who wrote this is not dirty-minded aight :X Just trying to get some stress of some people's shoulders ;p Have fun all ! ^_^

what is a fart and why does it smell?

Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?

Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a fart.

A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence.

The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!

Did you know?
· On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
· Females fart just as much as males.
· Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most.
· People fart the most in their sleep.
· Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.